The Soothe Sayer
Linda Schurman, Astrologer - Editor and Publisher
"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
- Hamlet by Shakespeare
My Publications
Testimonials
Linda's Astrology Verses
Aries - The Ram
My life is a race,
I’ll try anything once,
Just to get to first place,
All alone and out front!
Taurus - The Bull
I conquer the beast
With my big brown eyes
And love all the nice things
That my earnings can buy!
Gemini - The Twins
I am two "smart alecks",
Thinking everything up,
A little bit jealous
Of each other’s good luck!
Cancer - The Crab
My emotions swing high
But I do like to bake.
Take care you don’t hurt me,
And I’ll make chocolate cake!
Leo - The Lion
With a glorious appearance,
On my worldwide tours,
I’m destined to conquer
My nature and yours!
Virgo - The Virgin
I work very hard
To get everything right,
My head is on pretty,
My halo shines bright!
Libra - The Scales
I stand in a balance
Suspended in air,
Deciding who’s honest
And truthful and fair!
Scorpio - The Scorpion
I can assure you
You don’t know me well.
My secrets delight me,
And I’ll never tell!
Sagittarius – The Archer
I have great confidence
Again and again,
If I hit or I miss,
In the long run, I’ll win!
Capricorn – The Sea Goat
From the top of the mountain
To the floor of the sea,
I proceed with great caution
And responsibility!
Aquarius – The Water Bearer
I’m on top of the world
Like lightening at night.
My genius is wondrous,
But I did miss my flight!
Pisces – The Fishes
With my head in the clouds,
And my feet in the seas,
I seem to know all.
But where are my keys?
